No team.

No leaders.

No promises.

Because the universe also doesn’t have a roadmap

and look how chaotic that turned out.

We are not building “the future of finance.”

We are building

the future of making fun of finance.

We reject inflation.

We reject hidden control.

We reject fake promises.

We accept:

• chaos with good typography

• irony with a clean logo

• philosophy with a buy button

Darwin says: adapt.

Freud says: cope.

Nietzsche says: laugh.

So we did.

This is not a plan.

This is a mustache-shaped signal

broadcast from the subconscious of the market.

If you understand it, you’re in.

If you don’t, also welcome —

you’re just early in your evolution.